Did you know that breaking your pinky toe severely limits what you can do!! It hurts too!!!

Oh.... I am so sorry to hear this. I do hope you mend quickly.  Although I have heard that it you have to stay off of your feet for that to work.

Yes I do.............................. the same thing goes with fingers................... I have had a broken little finger and just last year broke my thumb. Let one of you delightful puppets kiss it and make it better............... and this little piggy cried wee-wee-wee all the way home.

Billy D.

Thanks for the kind words. I am sitting with my foot up at the moment - trying to convince my puppets to walk in here and kiss my toe but they don't seem to be listening!

Thanks for the kind words. I am sitting with my foot up at the moment - trying to convince my puppets to walk in here and kiss my toe but they don't seem to be listening!

Now that you are resting with your foot up this would be a good time to work on a safety skit with your puppets. Need a talking toe puppet now. I do hope you get back on your feet real soon.

Billy D.

OK I was thinking what can we do to make you feel better and it came to me " TOE JOKES "..............


Q: What do the toes  say when they meet?

A: There is a fungus among us.



Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto.


Q: What do call an elephant when he breaks his toe?

A: toe truck!

Keep 'em coming folks and she will be better before you know it.

Billy D.

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.

The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn’t shown up. After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.

The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.

She spoke to the other bum and said, “What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!”

The other bum says, “Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. ‘HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?”

(Sorry about the toe!)

Sorry to hear this! I (most likely) broke my toes on my left foot when I was 10; I can remember the pain very well

Sorry to hear about the toe! Hope you feel better soon!

The jokes are great everyone! My toe is a beautiful shade of purple now too! I am hoping that I can walk fairly well by Tuesday since I have three shows that day!!