Hey all you joke collectors - I need some jokes about grapes or some jokes that could be associated with grapes! THANKS!!

Q:What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A:It let out a little wine!

Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!

Q: What's purple and commutes?
An Abelian grape.

Q: What is purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions?
A simple grape, it has no normal subgrapes.

Q: What's purple and goes up and down?
A: A grape in an elevator.
 
Q: What's purple and flies?
A: Super-Grape!

Q: What's purple and vies for world domination?
A: Alexander the Grape.

Thanks Billy - you found a few that I had not! These will help a lot! Now I have to write the script!

Q. What did Jerry Lee Lewis say when he saw the vineyard burning?

A. Goodness gracious, grape balls of fire.

Q. What did the winepress say to the grapes?

A. Watch out fellas, this is gonna be a tight squeeze.

LJ, maybe if you posted your script or something we could see the context of jokes needed

This is one I heard a young girl use with a puppet skit in our kidz fine arts program. I thought it was cute and funny:
"Are you made of grapes? Because you're full of wine!"

Actually it is just a very short bit using a puppet I made to look like a bunch of grapes and the jokes you all have posted are Grape!  I mean Great!! I was supposed to do the show on Tuesday but the weather postponed it till next Thursday so now I can incorporate these last few!! Grape work everyone!  I mean great work everyone!!

"what is purple and on the other side of the ocean"

A: Grape Britain

"Why does news travel fast among grapes"

A: It travels on the grape vine

why do grapes like to read wine magazines
 because they have such juicy stories