Hey y'all

Here's a fun creative somethin for us all to take part in. You may remember the episode of The Muppet Show with Sandy Duncan. Fozzie gives a great comedy act that ends with "The Banana Sketch." It's a running gag through out the show, but we never hear the joke in full. All we hear is the first line "These two banana's are walking down the street..." I'd like to hear...er read rather...different people's ideas of how this banana sketch could go to be so funny. Let's hear some possible "Banana Sketchs" eh?

Like the tomato sketch, maybe? Says one banana: "be careful, the is a..." *squish* "Don't worry, I've seen..." *squish*
But it was better, I guess- but I am no comedian. Anybody else?

hehehe clever I'll give ya that

  that was not even one made by me... Thank you anyhow, but I think there are much more funny people here...

These two banana's are walking down the street...
 The first banana says "I saw you at the market last week with your saint Bernard."
The second banana says "that was no saint Bernard, that was my wife!"